absolutely not
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loltaku:

Fuck you Polygon.
Just fuck you. You’re worse than Kotaku because at least they don’t try to pretend to be intellectual or boast about how they’re ‘better’ journalism.
Just eat dicks. Eat all of the dicks. You might say in a few months, “hey, perhaps I have eaten enough dicks.” But you will never have eaten enough dicks.

are you saying you don’t want to fuck bara eggman

loltaku:

Fuck you Polygon.

Just fuck you. You’re worse than Kotaku because at least they don’t try to pretend to be intellectual or boast about how they’re ‘better’ journalism.

Just eat dicks. Eat all of the dicks. You might say in a few months, “hey, perhaps I have eaten enough dicks.” But you will never have eaten enough dicks.

are you saying you don’t want to fuck bara eggman

djfblog:

Help Juli Emlore!

I took my dog to a local vet. He was sedated for the night, while he was at their facility. In the night a heating pad was turned on and he was BADLY burnt.

Most of his skin had to be removed. For three weeks i thought my dog was going to die do to this burn. He had 41 staples and I couldn’t even count how many stitches. The vet that burnt him wont call me back or answer my letters. I have asked them to pay the new bill for the damage they have caused. It cost me 1100$ to walk through the door with my dog. He was there for 12 hours. Now I have another vet bill of 1000$+ for the 2 hour surgery n 7 different medication at a different vets to save my dogs life. Ive found out Im not the only person who have had horrible experiences at this particular Vets.

I’m trying to raise awareness to this! Please share my story and make it known this is not right! If you have had an experience like mine please add to this.

Its the Pet Emergency Center on Avon Allen road in Mt.Vernon Washington.
360) 848-5911


Call them! Harass them! This is sickening! Fuck these people!

If you can help at all, please do.

http://www.gofundme.com/b8jjkk

surethattotallyhappened:

madmadamemolly:

growlywolf:

choochoomothafucka:

Source

What gay men give to the world.  A-yup.

On the second one.

There’s this one gay club I go to that actually has a problem of straight guys going there to dance with girls.  I guess these guys don’t understand that girls can also be gay, because they assume that any girls at the club are there with their gay guy friends.

So one night I was out on the dance floor, and I see this guy.  He’s like over six-foot, at least, all beefed-up, muscle shirt, looks kindof like a douchebag.  And he’s just circling the dance floor, in one continuous loop, looking at the crowd like a predator, and it’s creeping me the fuck out.

It’s creeping me out enough that I don’t immediately realize what’s going on nearby.  Some girl has attracted one of the Assholes, who has proceeded to begin grinding on her.  She’s pushing him away, telling him to get lost.  He’s pulling that whole, “come on, don’t be a bitch” spiel, and generally just not getting the message.

BAM.  Suddenly, the prowling guy swoops in, like some sort of Gay Avenger.  He shoves himself between the girl and the Asshole, grabs the Asshole by the hips, and starts dirty dancing him like a God-damned fuck machine.  Asshole completely flips his shit, like how DARE another man try to dance with him at a GAY BAR???, starts spitting curses, and tears ass off the dance floor and out onto the sidewalk.

The Gay Avenger turns back to the girl, inclines his head in an, “are you okay?” sort of gesture.  She nods, and he returns to his previous position of circling the dance floor, looking for his next target.

Told this story to some guys upstairs.  Apparently Gay Avenger is a regular there.

isn’t that a copypasta from somewhere else

wiggle-my-fallen-angel:

couragemadnessfriendshiplove:

estychan:

fandoms-are-my-one-true-love:

This is the single most amazing thing I have ever seen [x]

HOW THO

I CAN’T COMPREHEND THIS MUCH SKILL

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if the video and image isn’t reason enough to reblog, that comment should do it

earloffabulousness:

When i was little i wanted to grow up to be a disney princess but im pretty sure i just became Yzma 

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texasassy:

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!

texasassy:

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!

bring back original mcdonalds orange drink

jesusknoxville:

it’s always amusing when people who put you on their follow forever just a week ago unfollow you